Definitions by Shano

Monkey Man 

The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.

Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"

Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"

Monkey Man by Shano October 26, 2006

Hardlux 

To fall on hard times. To have a stroke of bad luck.

Johno "I was two weeks from harvesting my ganga when the police busted my crop."

Steve "Hardlux mate."

Hardlux by Shano October 25, 2006