Midgetry

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.

After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.

by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019

Midge Nugg

a small, undersized, shrimp-like person or object, that is respected but scrubby.

Allie: Hey Claire! Look at my new bike!

Claire: Does that thing have training wheels?! Man, that's a Midge Nugg!

by Allie Claire Edwreath January 12, 2008

midgestuite

vertically impaired prostituite or in other words a dwarf hoe

last weekend me an me boys picked up a midgestuite

by MrGinge10 September 22, 2010

midger

a slur for a midget

damn bro i just hate midgers

by amogus jew March 16, 2022

Midge

Midge is the most beautiful and amazing person ever.

Midge is amazing

by Veroniica July 29, 2021

Midgetesque

adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."

John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels

Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.

John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job

Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.

John: Is that even a word?

Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.

*actual facebook conversation*

by whosadam October 4, 2009

Midgetism

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.

I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.

by sublimemind June 4, 2012