by wenruohansgirthymanhood February 28, 2022
Get the losermug. Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.
by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025
Get the Loser Dirtmug. A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Get the Professional Losermug. 
Bro Dae was such a loser for not liking the Batman ride- but now that they like Poptropica, they're a cool loser.
by alexgrey May 27, 2021
Get the cool losermug.