John Grasso is the name presented amongst a spartan like god. Rumored to be made of stone John Grasso makes love like a "Mystical Stallion." Best known for his ability to give orgasms to both genders with a single stare.
Bro, My girlfriend just got fingered by john grasso. I told her she better get me his autograph next time!
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He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.
He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.
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(1) I went into the gas station restroom only to find a John Revolta. I shat, and got gas, elsewhere.
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So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.
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