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jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"
Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!
by el materdor December 24, 2008
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fat jeans

The jeans your fat former self used to wear before you discovered the Ab Lounge.
I went to the thrift store to buy a pair of jeans, but all they had were fat jeans.
by GetYourHandsOutofMyPants April 1, 2005
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Jean Chretien

Former Canadian Prime Minister (That means leader of the country for you Americans) and the only guy with the balls to not support Prejudice Bush. He was a fine leader who kept getting re-elected because Canada is full of Liberals(I love this country) He retired because, well I don't no why, and left an asshole in charge. Paul Martin fucked up big. Oh and his speech is off because half of his face is paralyzed.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
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jean jungle

Mow yer jean jungle for a dolla?
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
by Mscheve June 10, 2008
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Jeaniform

A jeaniform is an outfit that consists of denim mostly. Like blue jeans with a jean jacket.
-ROFL!

-What?

-Mr. Sax is wearing a gnarly jeaniform today!

-Lmao! What a douche.
by srpsychsxy. October 26, 2009
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jeasin

A mixture of a Jew and and an Asian.
Nick is such a jeasin, he wanted to steal my skittles and give me back a Korean dollar.
by mrsnessicity December 17, 2010
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