humpf 

a feeling of utter frustration, but in a cute girlie way

"humpf, I'm too sleepy to wake up."

humpf by Anonymous May 22, 2003

mother humper 

Another phrarse to say in terrible situations when your DYING to say mother f***er and you can't.

" GOD DAMN YOU, YOU MOTHER HUMPER!"

" SHUT THE F UP YOU MOTHER HUMPER "

mother humper by heather ( : January 24, 2009

Duck Humper 

Some one sexually involved with a duck

Dam did you see that Duck Humper get on that duck!

Duck Humper by Ontherighttracks March 3, 2010

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

ass humper by Anonymous May 7, 2003

granny humper 

a younger male usually in his 20's or 30's who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with older women, most likely women over age 50.

"Derek you're a granny humper that chick you banged from the bar last night was 55 years old!

granny humper by T_Cool March 2, 2008

humpty bitch 

1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog

1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.

humpty bitch by mr.flagg February 26, 2008

Head humper 

Headhumper is another word for the famous Half Life's Headcrabs.

"Get that figgin head humper off o me!"

Head humper by Adam Sklar April 4, 2009