Hump day

The best reason to still live

yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.

by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023

Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing

Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp

by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018

Gang Humping

When a bunch of people in a game are attacking you without attacking each other.

Quenton: All these shotgun players are gang humping me.
Bob Billy Joe: At least you're getting humped.

by WolvesMyth November 25, 2019

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.

Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.

by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.

Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020