greaseblog

The residue left on furniture when greaseball relatives visit for the sole purpose of continuing the same conversation -- between themselves -- that has been going on for decades, but this time (during the visit) they never stop eating, talking, gulping, gasping, belching, and yelling (at the same time). The enshrinement of such ancestors is best done with raspberries of derision and peals of maniacal laughter. That is why I am posting such time-capsule quality definitions. See my "greaseball" and "blocher, kakker, Schnorrer" definitions. "Hey, everybody! Rest in peace... but be sure to keep your inane conversations going without me... for a change!" For the rest of the story, be sure to check out the totality of my web site at www.squarf.com - Thankyouverymuch.
-Lorenzo Q. Squarf, Flamekeeper of Western civilization

Oh, look! Uncle Blovitz wiped a booger on the upholstery!

by squarf March 3, 2004

Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".

Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 7, 2010

grease

a ghetto word used for Black hair, or vaseline.

She is greasing her scalp. It is also a word used for Crisco, lard or cooking oil which is grease.

by Open May 12, 2014

Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.

Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021

Douche Grease Lard

Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.

Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED

by puke16 June 1, 2010

Greasemonkey#346

A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.

Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”

Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”

by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021