Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019

Turkey Gobble

A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.

There he is, get him guys!!

What are you guys doing to me?

Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??

Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker

- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume

- FREAK

by Tourrette's guy is the coolest October 13, 2009

big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O--

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style

ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2

by big fat ass making it clap360 August 16, 2022

The Gobbler

An uncircumsized penis.

by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

Gobless

the term used to describe a young, attractive, funny, al- round perfect girl, this term is rarely used in a structured sentence.

do i look fat in this?" "You're fucken gobless aye

by mkkdrew August 19, 2010

Gobbler

Sexual position: To fuck a turkey neck, man or womans, from the side or the front.

I gave 'er the ol' gobbler last night.

by Sea Mittens June 3, 2008

Gobbler

Homo.

*When you think of Homo, this might pop into your mind.
**Man, that is so gobbler.
***Wow, such a gobbler move.

by Cribs. January 26, 2009