I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

Give you some color to see see

Popular Chinese phrase to scare people, "Give you some color to see see" means I will teach you a lesson .

I: What the fuck you doing
K: Stupid bitch fuck you I will give you some color to see see

by not good at english October 12, 2017

Give up the ghost.

To die, break, stall, or malfunction.

I was late to work today because my car decided to give up the ghost.

by Jeff WebDog November 14, 2009

zippity zoppity, give me the boppity

1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'

Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?

Zippity zoppity, give me the boppity.

by dvill July 17, 2007

indian dick giver

When having a three-some, the first female receives the cock and then gives it to the other female. She then realizes how good it was and takes it back from her.

Damn I had a crazy threesome last night. I started fucking this one bitch and then she passed my cock to another ho, but the bitch, being the indian dick giver that she is, pulled the dick out the ho's snatch and put it back in her's.

by NotoriousRanger January 14, 2010

give me a dollar

Get in the shoe. Get in the fucking shoe.

Oh so it's going to be like this, bitch? Give me a dollar.

by Pwnt November 18, 2004