google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

googlephobe

A person who, out of ignorance or just plain laziness, refuses to search Google for facts so basic and rudimentary that Google could retrieve them in a manner of seconds. These people much prefer to query other humans, especially while internet chatting.

"Dude, how many feet are in a mile?"
"You are using a computer to ask ME how many feet are in a mile? What a Googlephobe!"

by Rev. Tim Richardson May 15, 2008

googledar

1. Measure of visibility on Google, usually limited to the first 3 result pages.

1. I unlisted my phone number, now I'm safely flying below the googledar.
2. Damn, I'm suprised those nude photos of Sally aren't lighting up the googledar.

by JRRHES March 30, 2008

googlemance

The magic ability to find ANYTHING on google...

After hours of searching I couldn't find anything on the subject. But with the crack of his knuckles Jacob googlemanced a 3D replica of a human embryo on a flash file.

magic fucking googlemancer!

by Drewskinski June 29, 2008

googleblasting

A novel practice engaged in by cyberspammers, who abuse free sites like OpenDiary and LiveJournal by creating pages that have links to their websites. Since the Google scoring system that elevates a page to the top of a list depends on the number of pages that link to a target site, the practice supposedly raises a page's ranking on Google (and other search engines). It is prohibited by most of the sites where it is practiced.

"Dear Diarymaster, this site violates the terms and conditions, it is googleblasting a sex site to improve its ranking."

by [e-mail] October 20, 2008

googlersona

Your personality or persona as defined by the sites that come up when someone googles your name. Depending on the sites you've contributed to on the web, your googlersona isn't necessarily a true reflection of you. It could be embarrassing or highly defamatory.

I googlestalked that guy I met on Friday night and he has a dodgy googlersona. I think he may have been a pornstar while he was at university. Plus, it seems he's got some crazy crush on Martha Stewart.

by Sarah Louise G October 29, 2008

Googleprint

The propensity of any given search term to produce meaningful and search-valuable links from a google search.

Aw he was just some putz I remember from college. He doesn't have much of a googleprint so I couldn't find anything out about him.

by cattnipp December 16, 2008