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Grindr Fire

When you catch a STD from your Grindr date.
Damn Dog, he called in sick again, says it hurts to swallow.

I bet he got that Grindr Fire.
by Scrotechoke May 25, 2021
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Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.
I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.
by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008
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fire truck

a person with the hair colour of a fire truck. They are known to be annoying and make silly choices. They are scared to do things themselves as they are shy so they get their older sibling or mother to do it for them.
Girl One: is that a ranga?
Girl Two: no its a fire truck!
everyone: RUNNNN!!!
by ranga69 November 4, 2019
mugGet the fire truckmug.

Fire chode

Any individual that works in the fire service who is usually one or more of the following:
1. Young and fresh out of fire academy
2. Hides his/her inexperience behind their massively large ego
3. Brags about a couple fires they went on with their PCF company.

4. Always has something to say such as "that's not how we did it at my PCF station."
5. Refuses to admit wrongdoing
6. Has firefighter license plates and/or stickers on their large lifted bro truck wth a light bar and HID headlights.

7. Tucks ears into duty hat
8. Usually more concerned with wearing one way reflective sunglasses and conversing with other fellow fire chodes than the training or incident at hand.

9. Cannot survive without a cell phone
10. Extremely active on social media and usually posts pictures taken in the fire engine or vape pictures.

11. Uses stupid slang words that no one in the fire service understands.

12. Usually lives at home and after getting a paid job with a department, buys a brand new diesel truck that usually costs more than most people's house payments.
FF1; "Is that guy checking the weather on his phone while we're going code 3 to this vegetation fire?"
FF2: "no he's just updating his status and Facebook picture. He's a fire chode"

FF1: "what are all those guys doing with their cell phones out? We're supposed to be training!"
FF2: "that's the new batch of fire chodes we just hired. I think they're comparing vape pictures."
by Longdongtom69 July 31, 2016
mugGet the Fire chodemug.

Bus-fire

Something that your 64-year-old husband says when you contradict him.
You- are so.. Bus-fire!
by King Adrian II May 7, 2023
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Hoop fire

In which you are shittin fire...
Man I had fire engine hot wings last night, and I have had Hoop Fire all day.
by PreciousPals September 19, 2006
mugGet the Hoop firemug.

Spittin Fire

An innovator in the punk music genre. Widely regarded as the best musician of all time.
What is your favorite Spittin Fire song? JLPA or JLPA 2?
by Spittin Fire #1 Fan September 27, 2019
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