COBOL

The most commonly used application programming language used by business. Runs the worlds businesses. Sorry - JAVA can't do what COBOL can!!!!

Look at: Caterpillar, State Farm, Metavante, Sallie Mae just to name a few companies - they are all big COBOL shops

by COBOLqueen May 6, 2009

cobby

The most amazing, funny, enjoyable, great to be with person I know

Cobby is da best

by James Grant February 19, 2004

Only Kurt Cobain understands me

Stock phrase used by smelly rockers in times of despair, confusion or sexual abuse.

James: Get your hand off my leg, you smelly rocker - If I wanted trash, I'd have sex with roadkill.
Smelly Rocker: Oh God, most embarassing thing since Dad bought me that Avril Lavinge album for my birthday... Only Kurt Cobain understands me.

by jdi May 9, 2004

cobra

1. A close cousin to the shocker, the cobra consists of 4 in the pink, 1 in the stink. Simply form your hand into the shape of a snake head. The '4' will be your fingers, and ram your thumb up her ass.
2. Fun thing to do to drunk girls during hook ups and casual sex.
3. Easy way to piss off the girlfriend/wife if she isn't expecting it.

"Hey Matt, what's the matter with Kacey?"
"Oh, me and Vaughan ran a Cobra Train on her last night, she's just a little sore."

by Vaughan and Matt April 13, 2006

cobes

dude, LAWMAN, ur the one wit the airsoft guns so don't be frontin', yo

Cobes, I get it. Like, its easier to say that the actual name and like, it sounds similar, so like people know what you're talking about, man.

by iamnowcnfsd January 5, 2005

cobbler

A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)

I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off

by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

Cobra

The 2003/2004 Cobra which is under rated at 320hp/320tq. It dynos around 360rwhp. No other car can be compared to this price wise. With only $1,000 in modifications (Pulley, Tune, Exhaust, Intake) this car will be near impossible to beat because with that combo it will be running low 11's in the quarter mile. Some people call it the "Domestic Supra" because you can have over 700rwhp without even having to mess with the engine block!

"The 03 Cobras are damn near untouchable if it's pullied"

"All other Mustangs are slow once you see how quick the 03 cobra's are"

"I just ran an 11.4 @ 120MPH with only a 2.8 pulley, exhaust, intake and custom tune"

by hissman August 6, 2005