commentate

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.

Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.

by QuickHook January 17, 2009

Youtube Comment Homeostasis

(n)The tendency for youtube users to either thumbs up or thumbs down a comment that has already been rated in order to bring the said comment's rating to (or closer to) the neutral 0 mark.

Youtube Teeny Bopper: HAI GUISE LOOK @ DIS

douchemaster69 (1 minute ago) -1
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Youtube Teeny Bopper: O NOES I GOTS TEH Youtube Comment Homeostasis I BETR THUMS UP DIS GI SOH HIZ RATN IZ "0" !!!1!ONE!

by K-MAGIC April 30, 2009

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.

"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"

by Jo Jo Jikaphrio November 10, 2007

commentard

A person posting in an online forum in a way which is stupid, for example by exposing himself or herself to disciplinary or legal action by making offensive or libeleous comments.

Typically the commentard will try to be anonymous but reveal himself through logged IP adresses that resolve back to his employer or by otherwise inadvertently giving out identifying information.

''A commentard using the handle Scrutineer tore into research that demonstrated how it might be possible to make a PIN authorised transaction'' - The Register

''Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard'' - J.P. Weichel - Gawker

by Morthandeus February 24, 2010

commentable

A person who receives multiple comments on facebook.

My secretary just got 32 comments on her facebook post. Wow is she commentable.

by katzeee January 7, 2011

commentiquette

One man with one mission...to clean the seemingly endless pile of hot garbage we call the internet. He is wise, he is big money, he is Erik.

Commentiquette refers to internet comment etiquette with erik's nick name most commonly used with channel

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by Jim bob cooter February 13, 2018