CESSNAB

church (of) everlasting satisfaction, snack, and bowl.
they want everyone to be happy, so at the bowling ally you can only bowl perfect strikes. :)

"Cessnab would love Disney World."
"why?"
"because its the happiest place on earth, duh."

by JRDWHASSH September 12, 2011

center console

The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.

I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru

by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014

celestial frustration

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.

I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

by Pshay79 March 4, 2015

Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

ceilingwalkers

Noun: The fancy shoes that some women wear that are only used when fucking. Basically, these shoes have never touched the floor, as they are always up in the air when worn. Sometimes they are just to pretty to put down on the pavement; sometimes they are bought at specialty stores (i.e., porn shops). Typically they are bright, clean and sparkly, with tall, spikey heels, and occasionally, ostrich feathers across the instep. They can never be used for walking across a floor. That said, they are basically 'virgin' shoes for non-virgins.

"My {shorty} spends all her cash on ceilingwalkers."

by Timmion August 2, 2015

Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast

Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."

by yungott March 25, 2016

center of pressure

when a guys hits his climax during sex

dude i jit my center of pressure last night

by By:little slappy April 21, 2017