Awkward

An atmosphere that is so tense and embarrasing u feel like u might die

A dude was pashing his gf and then his gf's mother walked in...AWKWARD..........

by FucktardedScarecrow April 24, 2009

awkward indian

the awkward indian is achieved when you are completely clothed and your female partner is completely naked.

Oh shit! Did you see Jesse pull the awkward indian last night? It's funny cause she's a Cherokee!

by higgins & steckel July 20, 2008

Awky Signs

A long list of hand signs that are used in different awkward moments. There are ones for major holidays and other moments that really get you out of an awkward situation.

Some of them are: awky turtle, awky tent, awky monster, awky tree, awky heart, awky flag, awky bunny, awky fireworks, the list goes on.

While i was on my walk home, i saw an assortment of awkward moments and held up my different awky signs.

by Anna B. June 24, 2007

The Awkward Turtle

A sex position. A guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"

Man, Kevin totally Awkward Turtled Amanda last night. She was so mad.

Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked Stacy. They were making out and were about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.

by SuccubusLady August 4, 2011

Awkward Turtle

Informal sign language gesture meant to convey awkwardness of the person making the sign, usually in a group conversation that takes place face-to-face.

Can be used to show awkwardness regarding many things, like abrupt changes in conversation topic, sudden hit on the opposite sex, anything in the TMI realm, etc.

The sign is made by placing the left hand out flat, in front of you, palm down, thumb sticking out to the right. The right hand is then put directly on top of the left hand, palm down, with the thumb pointing to the left. Both thumbs are then moved back and forth to mimic the fins of a swimming sea turtle.

Make the sign a few inches in front of your stomach, not to far away from your body.

Alan: "So, THEN what happened?"
Jill: "Our guide quickly fixed my harness, and we zipped to the next tree in the rain forest."
Rob:" That is totally cool! How far up were you?"
Jill: "At least 200 feet. Sometimes more. The whole thing was over a mile long. Took us hours."
Alan: "Tell me you weren't scared, and I'll call you a liar."
Jill: "Well I..."
Edward: "Your Facebook photo is pretty."
Rob: <awkward turtle>

by citiz3n February 22, 2010

awkward sexy

When one finds a naturally awkward moment or person to be sexually appealing and exciting. This word can easily be used to replace the word dirty (when using the word dirt in a sexual way)

That boy has on really tight jeans but a really big ass_ that's awkward sexy or I was hit on by an 18 year old freshmen who was wearing only boxers, I felt awkward sexy.

by v-rondi March 21, 2007

awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

by brittany ballin July 1, 2008