Indian Sarcophagus

The process of calling in a fleet of people to shit on one person, until the poop fossilizes and covers the body completely.

“If you don’t stop talking on my name, i’ll call in gang and we will give you an indian sarcophagus.”

by luh gang 22 March 22, 2024

Indian Sarcophagus

The act of calling in a large group to poop onto one person, completely surrounding them and fossilizing around their body in an attempt to act as a sarcophagus.

He wanted to get cremated, but I found that an Indian Sarcophagus would be better to remember him

by LaxFan1000 March 27, 2024

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster

When you paint over the walls of a building specifically with the color white.

The paintjob on these walls look nice, you sure you never dingaleptic sarcaplastered your house before?

by chaddiffer February 16, 2024

*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

fisherman's sarcasm

When someone uses a sarcastic statement to elicit a response from someone else to gain knowledge of that person's thoughts or feelings.

Boy: Why are you so down? Sarcastic tone or light sarcastic aura Is it because I like someone else?

Girl: Very defensive tone What?? No way! You're not my type!

Boy: Relax, I was just joking. (Man, she was heated. There's a good chance that she DOES like me based on that defensive response. Thanks to a little fisherman's sarcasm, now I know her true feelings.)

by Coolguyjamman May 15, 2018

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019