wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.

So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.

by MinxaMinx February 20, 2011

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013

Wiitard

'Wiitard' wee • tard, Wiitarded, Wiitardation; video gaming parlance; contraction of 'Nintendo Wii' (video game console made by the Nintendo corporation) and 'retard' (to delay or hamstring; someone who suffers from an intellectual or learning disorder which slows or curtails mental development).
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name

'Timmy plays Super Smash Brothers?! What a Wiitard!'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'

by Trolius Maximus September 7, 2013

wizard wheel

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

by The wizard 69 May 7, 2016

Wizard's Sleeve

An extremely saggy woman's area.

Down below she looks like a Wizard's Sleeve!

by dwarvenrogue May 19, 2016

Wizard

-An alternative way of calling "Hacks" If the gameplay doesn't allow players to hackusate. This is used on the gameplay, Minecraft (Some of the servers).
- It has the same definition of Magic.

*Player Gets killed with hacks*
Player: OMG A Wizard!

by Rotten Ice Tea May 16, 2016

Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016