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Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle
by Larry2017 July 25, 2018
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Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
by Bignz December 21, 2020
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced by Data East in 1990.

Data East released 174 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1979.

Other machines made by Data East during the time period Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced include Back To The Future, Al Unser Jr.'s Turbo Racing, Boulder Dash, Phantom of the Opera, Simpsons, Playboy, Act-Fancer: Cybernetick Hyper Weapon, Hippodrome, Kuhga - Operation Code 'Vapor Trail', and Fighting Fantasy.
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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Seriously? You wanna get a little mud on your turtle? Ok, I'm down with a good hard assfuckin....
by Meetcha2nite January 5, 2016
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Turtle jiz

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light
Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
by nkasper August 27, 2008
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Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009
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turtled

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
by j smoove operator January 23, 2010
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