Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
mugGet the wind eyemug.

The Wind Chamber

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet
Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '
by PBC January 17, 2008
mugGet the The Wind Chambermug.

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.
I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out
by Krag 2 November 29, 2022
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French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
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wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
Dang it’s windy outside
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”
by Michael Jordan the Star April 6, 2023
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