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Text-Slap

The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.
Joe: Hey man, what's up?

Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

Joe: AAH! The hell!?

Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.

((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
by Stone the Mighty May 4, 2010
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Text out

To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message. Not to be confused with text message breakup.
Man, I can't bear the thought of going to dinner with Jane again, so I think I am going to text out.
by JCarver December 9, 2008
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ex-text

An undesirable, usually unwanted text from an ex-significant other. They usually come at inopportune times like when you are with your new significant other or when you are thinking to yourself about how annoying your ex happens to be.
"Oh my god my ex, Dustin just texted me and told me he still loved me. I hate getting ex-texts."
by throughthecurtain April 22, 2009
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text-tease

(n.) a person who leads someone on via text message, but never follows through in person.
Guy 1: Last night I was texting that chick from the bar and she was all sorts of coming on to me, but when I met her this afternoon she acted like nothing happened.

Guy 2: What a text-tease!
by memsy December 17, 2008
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Fuck Text

The accidental blank and/or obscene texts sent while in the middle of some form of sexual activities
I was talking to my friend before my girlfriend came in the room and in the midst of intercourse i sent several blank texts. After the sex was over, I apologized gingerly for the fuck texts.
by EnzoC November 30, 2010
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Tequila Texting

Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.
I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!
by KoolMoDug June 22, 2010
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Text Silence

A prolonged period of time in which the person you are texting does not respond without giving a reason for doing so. This can occur in any type of messaging.
"So I was texting this girl last night and after i texted her asking to hang out there was like 10 minutes of text silence"
by Ron Cinnamon Jeremy November 8, 2009
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