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Tessie

A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.

A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.

Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.
Aggie:

"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."

Aggie Grandchild:

"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
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Galactic Toss Monkey

A measure of your appreciation of a piece of music.
That tune has got my GTMs jizzin like Ron Jeremy at a Spunkaphon.
by anon November 27, 2003
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tesscollin

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Tess

The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!
No wonder she's a Tess.
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the female equivilent of cock block.
what did you do, cock block her? naw you pussy tossed her.
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Tessa

Usualy an indian who is but ugly,
Yo dude that tessa is a wrongen right there
person 2:- drop kick
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