Back alley steam clean

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .

i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Steaming Broccoli

When you fart in a girls mouth and then hold it closed.

Melissa got quite the steaming broccoli last night.

by IronChefofVag May 30, 2023

Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.

Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.

by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023

Ocracoke steam bag

The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.

Hey billy I gave him the ol 1,2 buckle the shoe. His dumbass got the ocracoke steam bag.

by Theslimwhiffer March 6, 2023

Steaming rockhold

When you use your friends legs as a toiletseat and poop as he poops in a public bathroom

I steaming rockhold bobby the the traphouse

by Stepinapileofshit March 26, 2023

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023