Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.

I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.

by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024

Steam donkey

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass

When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.

by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024

steam engine

You stick a vape up the female ass hole the smoke goes up her ass when she then blows the smoke up your ass for ultimate pleasure

Last night i gave her the steam engine

by Lucas Hollywood December 12, 2017

steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.

Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?

by Cat_bug October 14, 2016

Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!

Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?

by Vinifera April 4, 2022

Steamed

When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.

"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"

by FuckWithKilistina November 20, 2016

steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.

“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”

by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025