Bumpy Ride 

Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.

Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away

Bumpy Ride by SouthTroyCore January 22, 2014

moustache ride 

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face

moustache ride by Anonymous September 4, 2003

bitch ride 

A ride that totally sucks ass

Literally like you expected a good ass time

That rollar coaster was a total bitch ride!
Oh hell to dah nah I'm on a bitch ride!
BITCH RIDE!!!!!

bitch ride by Something stupifd July 11, 2016

a good ride 

You were fun, but now we are done.

Babe, it's been a good ride, however I am moving on.

a good ride by the DreAmweaver June 11, 2017

Want to ride 

-asking if she wants to ride you.

-asking if she wants to ride your penis / dick / cock / etc..

Guy: Hey, want to ride?
Girl: ummm I barely know you... but sure

Want to ride by that_unicorndud May 27, 2018

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride 

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

hay ride 

A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

hay ride by bendo383 November 5, 2009