Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.
Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away
by SouthTroyCore January 22, 2014
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When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
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