A ride that totally sucks ass

Literally like you expected a good ass time
That rollar coaster was a total bitch ride!
Oh hell to dah nah I'm on a bitch ride!
BITCH RIDE!!!!!
by Something stupifd July 12, 2016
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A car made for or designed for women.
A VW cabriolet,a ford focus, a mazda miata are all bitch rides
by amatuergynecologist May 27, 2006
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A term used by truck drivers, which means that the gear is automatic, not manual. Truckers prefer manual gear stick.
Dammit, I had a bitch ride this week.
by Nishokiizz December 5, 2016
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A late model compact car outfitted with numerous non-factory items including but not limited to: home-made spoiler, rice rocket exhaust system, custom rims, and various things made out of chrome.
If that purple Civic ain't a ghetto bitch ride, I don't know what is.
by boomer2 April 14, 2003
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The person forced to sit in the middle of the back seat or in between the two front seats in a two seater in a car. Usually the smallest person or only female in the group will have to ride 'bitch', so that the guys don't touch each other (irrational male homophobia)

Jim: Whos riding bitch? it'd better be Jill- 'cos i ain't sitting next to that stupid fuck Jack again.
by i don't know who i am!! April 13, 2007
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to ride in the middle of the backseat of a car
Please don't make me ride bitch again, I want shotgun!
by Andrew December 4, 2003
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A person riding between the driver and passenger in a pickup truck. Generally an uncomfortable position in the cab, hence the name.
"Damn, I'm not riding bitch again."
by x January 23, 2003
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