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cat poop pussy 

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
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An item used to hide poop from mommy (Typically stored under the bed). Don’t let her find it.
Mom found my poop sock :(“
Poop sock by Rikogordsberry February 5, 2019
The best stuff in the world.

It tastes like chocolate. It's not chocolate. You can also rub it on your face.
YUM
Me: Poop.
Poop by Mrs. Potato 101 July 9, 2022

Pipe Poop 

Resin
Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.
If you're out of weed and short on cash, or if everyone's dry and weed isn't to be found and you need to take the edge off, pipe poop will do the trick.
Pipe Poop by A WHITE GUY February 1, 2015

Poop Blocked 

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed
Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
Poop Blocked by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013

Poop Chipper 

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
Poop Chipper by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop ghost 

A fart.
"Watch out for that poop ghost."
Poop ghost by Jerry Gray August 25, 2013