onionsexual 

When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.

I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?

onionsexual by CursedYellowDictionary January 19, 2021

Monday Onions 

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

Monday Onions by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

Summer Onions 

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

Summer Onions by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Onhonhon 

A Frenchman's laugh.

French Man #1: And that's why the chicken crossed the road!
French Man #2: Onhonhon!

Onhonhon by LoliGarbage September 11, 2015

onson

an white person who thinks he's asian and is a Karen in the inside. Does not like to sit in the front row of movies

that kid is such an onson

onson by ilovejason123 May 12, 2022

œnion 

An œnion is a French cuisine composed of an onion wrapped in orange peeling, despite its simplicity its citrus taste helps complement the crispness of the onion.

Person 1: What's an oenion?
Person 2: Its an onion rapped in orange peel. Also, it's pronounced œnion.

Person 1: I don't believe you.
*Person 2 gives person 1 an œnion*
Person 1: Holy shit.

œnion by WhoTheFuckReadsTheseAnyways June 6, 2023

Oneonta 

Drinking town with a college problem.

Butt hole of the universe.

And now we have yet another thirsty thursday.

I would have written my paper, but this is Oneonta.

Oneonta by solobassist January 4, 2008