onion of awesome

Layers and layers of awesome. The more complicated and Byzantine the better.

"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."

by Ambrose Kalifornia September 30, 2007

onionesque

Adjective
1. Possessing of a quality similar to the articles and videos published on The Onion - that is, possessing a quality of being seemingly satirical, ridiculously unreal, and/or fictional.

The article posted on The Huffington Post today was very onionesque - at first, I actually thought it was from The Onion.

by Tyenkrovy October 16, 2011

onicah

the baddest bitch u will ever meet! the queen of everything... always gonna be the most hated & talked about but that's because she's a bad bitch! ISSA KEEPER

she’s a Goddess💎✨!

“I wish I had me an Onicah”
“Everybody wishes they had an Onicah bro”

by oxtoroxt November 22, 2017

ickle pickle onion

A term of endearment and affection towards a close friend, often used by a Weez!! :-)

Used as phatic talk

I love you my ickle pickle onion
I love you too my prude prune

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez July 3, 2006

chili and onion

to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.

I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.

by dump 316 December 16, 2009

Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012