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Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.
The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
by John Durr August 19, 2008
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Mustang gt

a girl whose winning favor, is impossible.
man Ida Bigdeli is a real mustang gt. I am head over heels for her but she dosen't give a rat's ass.
by infantry(V bahrami) July 4, 2009
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Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.
tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.
by TyMy March 31, 2011
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polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.
"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."
by Joecefius March 3, 2008
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mustaine

Verb. To get even with someone for being annoying, mostly a social peer. To cast a peer aside in disrespect after having suffered that peer's bad personality traits.

Alternate: Mustained, Adverb. To have been cast asside by one's peers, to have been excommunicated, or fired.

Origin: Dave Mustane- former guitarist for Metallica, who was famously kicked out of the group for being an insufferable ass.
Dave was mustained by his bandmates after opening his mouth one too many times.
by WoojaBooja June 14, 2005
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Mustaine

An act that occurs between two consenting adult males after the act of lovemaking. One of the participants, with a finger covered in santorum, draws a mustache on the other. Pioneered by a certain poodle haired gentleman with a chip on his shoulder
"hey bro, just got back from this huge gay orgy at my church, everyone there walked out with a mustaine"

guy 1:why are you washing your face?

guy 2:trying to wash off that mustaine you gave me last night
guy 1:dont worry about it, just let it rust in peace.

guy 2:why do you have to draw a mustaine on me every night? how about you know, put a plug in it?
by skubmaster96 June 15, 2012
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New Mustang

A 3700lbs car
by Ford October 28, 2003
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