Definitions by Joecefius

hairy hurricane 

The hairy part of a man or woman's ass (Hopefully a man's)

"I wish i could see the eye on that hurricane as I am mouthing that shit, but its too hairy. Damn girl shave your hairy hurricane."

hairy hurricane by Joecefius March 3, 2008

polish mustache 

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.

"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."

polish mustache by Joecefius March 3, 2008

shmelby

You know its just a mullet, basically, but its got more of a twist to it and possibly even braids.

"Damn that Jewish southerner's got a shmelby going"

shmelby by Joecefius March 3, 2008