Mentaay

Realest og nigga thats pull hella bitches, but WATCH OUT!! this nigga will knock a nigga real quick also goes by DRACOBOOTYCATCHER, he has long ass hair but will still finesse yo hoe

Damn that nigga Mentaay sexy

by reall draco blu May 16, 2018

mental lol

When you laugh in your head but not aloud, aka MLol or mlol

Husband: “Aren’t you going to laugh at me?”
Wife: “I did, it was in my head. A mental lol.”

by Buckeyeheel May 23, 2018

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Mentabolism

A certain thing in you’re body that stops you from getting fat at a young age but gets weaker as you get older

Girl: man you eat allot boy : I have mentabolism can’t get fat

by Daddydinkleberg June 9, 2018

mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted

I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.

by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018