spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

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Get the spiraled hammug.

ham gravy

Doing something unnecessary simply because it can be done.. Like making gravy from ham.

Dragon you should have only bought one hooker, not ten. The extra 9 were a bit ham gravy.

by Dinnerjacket September 3, 2018

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Get the ham gravymug.

A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.

Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.

Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.

by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014

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