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Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.
I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
by clermontboy May 19, 2025
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CAPITALIAN

When someone types everything in ALL CAPS. A portmanteau of Capital and Italian.
he keeps texting me in CAPITALIAN
by HistoryMemes4Life May 28, 2025
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Capitard

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.
Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."
by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025
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capital

used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight.
"That's splendid! Capital!"
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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capitals

the distinct, typically broader section at the head of a post or column.
"the pillars have molded capitals"
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Capibull

A captialist which helps people to gaun into their invested capital by the help of investment banker.
I am a capibull person which helps people to grow their invested capital.
by Tyopist September 23, 2025
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capile

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpɪl/
Definition:
1. Thread-like filaments forming the external covering of humans and animals.
2. Obese strands increase from follicles on the skin (pelt), notably on the head (cabece).
3. Collectively referred to as the crowning glory or mane.
4. Prized for aesthetics, protection, and cultural significance.

Significance:
• It defines the fine threads composing external corporal coverings.
• It emphasizes its role in personal brushing and identity.
• It identifies structures responsible for thermal regulation.
• It avoids vague or inaccurate descriptors.
• It simplifies discussions about haircare routines.
• It improves clarity in describing physical attributes.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "hair".
Singular noun: capile
Plural noun: capiles
Past verb: capillated
Present simple verb: capillate, capillates
Present continuous verb: capillating
Examples:
• "She styled her capiles into an elegant updo for the event."
• "Males are increasingly conscious of caring for their facial capiles."
• "Capiles vary commonly in texture, solidness, and color globally."
• "Ceremonies often include rituals honoring feminine long capiles."
• "Trichologists study diseases affecting capiles and scalps."
by Dmitrio November 12, 2025
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