clank

A classy skank. A.k.a Skankerella
A clank perfectly balances a provocative line. She may posses subtle hints of a surly brawd but is always permeating elegance and beauty.

That Scarlett Johansson is a real clank.

by Hot Mountain Flower May 1, 2010

Clant

Noble and courageous leader who utilises wit and cunning

Term used for those facing adversity.

Those Goons don't know we've got a Clant behind us

by Checkov June 6, 2010

Tom Clancy's Penis

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.

Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016

Clancy

Clancy means "The son of the red warrior", but he is not only the "son". He is a warrior himself. He will do anything for his loved ones. He is extremely loyal and kind. But if you insult something he loves, prepare to die. He has an amazing smile that makes you trust him with your life. If you ever meet a Clancy, don't be afraid to befriend him. He will be by your side no matter what.

Random person: Clancy, I need to tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone!
Clancy: Are you serious? I am taking your secret to the grave!

by RRLBEP June 1, 2020

Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

Dirty Clancy

When she uses her toes to perform anal and proceeds to suck them clean.

“I did a dirty Clancy to Alex last night and Robert got extremely jealous”

by Toesinmynose April 18, 2020