Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

Buffetling

That feeling in your stomach after you leave a buffet after stuffing your ass with food and you feel like shit for the next 30 minutes to 1 hour

“I got that buffetling inside my stomach”

by RandomURBANDICTIONARYposter November 27, 2017

bafflesphere

(n.)The place your heart and/or mind go when a friend has ghosted you. This is a temporary holding place where you can leave once healed to reintegrate mind, body, and spirit.

A piece of my heart now resides in the bafflesphere since she ghosted me and will not respond or give me an explanation.

by ceceliamc February 5, 2018

Buffloral

When a very buff man goes to Hawaii and wears floral pants, floral shirt, floral shoes, floral socks, floral underwear, floral hat, and floral sunglasses.

"Hey look at the buffloral guy over there"
"Oh I like his floral everything"
"I know right he looks amazing"

by Beatch21 June 30, 2018

biffle

best friend / bestest buddy / aka what phil calls dan

"no but really dan you are my biffle"

by twoodle on YouTube August 19, 2018

buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

by issassassymidget September 30, 2018