Rusty Blumpkin

receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.

I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.

by Si Julio February 18, 2009

Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.

"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".

by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011

blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.

by SHOWTIME March 6, 2005

blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.

"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"

by cuddlerat April 20, 2005

Blumpkin

Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.

Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.

by C bass August 27, 2007

blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 24, 2006

blumpkin pie

When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.

John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.

by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009