rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.

Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.

by Jackerman90 November 29, 2009

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

milky beard

(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.

I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.

by sky ^ November 5, 2010

The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.

Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!

by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011

Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.

Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.

by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013