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Anal Kisses 

The act of kissing or licking your partner's asshole
"Everyone under the age of 20 shall receive my anal kisses."
Anal Kisses by Kenny Berry June 20, 2008
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anal babies 

after anal sex with a woman semen leaks out of the anus and down to the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant
Jerry you kids are all anal babies.
anal babies by Friley July 30, 2006

Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe
ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..
Anal Probe by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

Anal Balloon

This is where you insert a deflated balloon in your partner's anus and proceed to inflate it until it pops causing immediate orgasm for the receiver and feces on the face of the giver.
"I had a pile of shit on my face after the anal balloon popped in Katie's ass."
Anal Balloon by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

anal retentive 

A term based on the second phase of psychosexual development described by Freud (and appended by Erickson).

Used in modern times to describe a person blessed with nit-picking abilities.
"harness that anus, shower it with gifts for one day it's fruit may stand between us and complete destruction."

anal fume 

Rank ass fart. Leaves you wondering wtf they ate.
anal fume by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006