Aftershock

The pain you get after a nutshot. This will happen in the stomach area or lower.

Boy who just got hit in the nuts: OMG here comes the aftershock
Everyone Else: hahahahahah!

by Mr.Bill with Phil May 22, 2009

The Day After Tomorrow

The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.

I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.

by Paul June 2, 2004

afterparty

It's,like,when you go clubbing and there's a party afterwards somewhere else

'Scuse us,mate,do you know where the afterparty is

by alkie chris February 2, 2004

Afternoon Delight

A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.

Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!

by lackofmops September 25, 2014

afterwood

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex

Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."

by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

Afterparty

The morning after the party at your friends house where some people are still passed out but no one continues to drink. In this state people also gather outside for a cigarette and talked about how intoxicated they were that night and start showing pictures of drunken shenanigans

Tony: Dude we were so drunk last night
Donnie: Yeah man this is making a great afterparty
Tommy: So my new nickname is Bathtub Tommy?

by Bathtub Tommy June 11, 2013

Aftermorning

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.

Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...

by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016