person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
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person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
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by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007
Get the the society to bring back your mom jokesmug. by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011
Get the Your mom eats rye bread in the showermug. by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021
Get the i fucked your mom#6969mug. Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
by Your Awesome January 5, 2011
Get the Man, whatever your mom saysmug. Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020
Get the Don't tell me tell your mommug. 
by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019
Get the I fucked your mom shit lipsmug.