Definitions by Nightwatch2007

Ficfam

An imaginary family that you insert yourself into, and may use in personal fiction and the likes.

"In my ficfam I have a hot stepmom and two big brothers"

Ficfam by Nightwatch2007 December 2, 2022

Boy's pocket 

Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)

Damn, that ocean liner pulled approximately a Boy's pocket of fish

Boy's pocket by Nightwatch2007 November 20, 2022

Church jumpers 

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

Church jumpers by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022

Will Smith 

To slap someone across the face.

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna Will Smith you harder than your mother.

Will Smith by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

Your Mom 

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

Your Mom by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

Cuck Site 

A cuck site is a website or downloadable software that misleadingly claims to be free to use but paywalls you at the last minute (or "cucks" you), leaving you feeling cheated and pissed.

That VPN is such a cuck site, they advertised it as totally free forever, but it paywalls me as soon as I install it

Cuck Site by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022