Winter-Thaw

Winter-Thaw: An ex contacts you "post-cuffing season" and wants to re-kindle your relationship following the break-up of their "cuff buddy".

A "cuff buddy" can be designated as a significant relationship, an old friends with benefits, or even a previous summer romance.

It is a desperate attempt for a pathetic old flame to spark the fire again in a relationship to fuel their own selfish needs to make themselves feel better about their past mistakes.

"Hey, can you believe that {insert a mean name for your ex} texted me?".
"Of course, its the Winter-Thaw!".

"Soooo, I've been really missing and thinking about {insert exes name}".
"Really, why? Didn't you say they were a piece of shit that you'd never talk to again?".
"Welllllll, they weren't that bad.....I'm gonna text them.".
"That's the Winter-Thaw.".

by LunchmanSpecial March 21, 2019

winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.

"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Winter

She is a beautiful girl. She is very clean. She is very nice. She is loyal to her friends and boyfriend. If you have a "Winter" in your life be grateful never reject an Winter.

Winter is the prettiest girl I've seen in my life!

by WintyMintyGaming April 13, 2019

Winter Wonderland

The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."

The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high

"No", said Garrett, but I have always wanted to go back to that Winter Wonderland

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020

winter jeer

the opposite of winter cheer, a winter jeer is a taunt at those suffering a had winter

From the Gulf Coast, Craig sent Midwestern Clark a late-January winter jeer - a selfie of Craig sipping fresh-squeezed orange juice on his veranda.

by Hopkins21 January 25, 2020

Double Winder

A man or Female that is in the CASE of Acting or doing of Cheating in a short term relationship..

JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder.
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me

JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass

by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009

jordan winter

A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.

Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!

Guy 2, Back off mate!

Guy 1, Why should i faggot!

Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!

by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013