egg van

The first generation of the Toyota Previa. Also known as "beans," the egg van acquires its name from its quirky shape. A very interesting fact is that the 2.4L Engine is located under the driver's seat instead of under the hood. Egg vans were manufactured and sold in North America between 1990 and 1997, when replaced by the more popular and less ugly Sienna.

A typical driver of an egg van usually cannot afford a newer car or is just so strangely in love with it. They tend to be either Asian, Hispanic cleaning ladies, or unfortunate high school or college students trapped with it because their parents wouldn't buy them another car. They achieve very poor fuel economy (17 city, 21 highway) and achieve only 160 horsepower (119 kW).

For those who own egg vans and really love them, here's something nice about them: They have the capable of running on vegetable oil, thus said, many upgrades and alterations are required; 4-Wheel drive is an available option; The back seats are capable of turning 360 degrees; some models feature dual sun roofs; a supercharger is an available option to slightly increase power output.

-"Aubrey crashed her Mitsubishi Galant, and as a punishment, her parents got her an egg van!!"

-"Kareem was outraged when his insurance premium went up because he crashed into a P.O.S. egg van"

-"Mommy, what the hell happened to that car?"
-"Sweetie, they're made like that, stop crying. It's just an egg van."

-"I got my license!! I can be popular in the group 'cause I can drive people!!"
-"No, you're wrong. You see, you have an egg van, so nobody will be riding with you. Loser."

-"I heart my egg van!!! It's so cute!!!"
-"That van killed their self esteem..."

by Private York Hunt February 28, 2008

#Stolen Valor

In addition to the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Federal law), Stolen Valor (Urban Dictionary) also encompasses the flaunting of prior peacetime military service (by way of hat/cap or other military garb), in order to obtain undeserved social benefits and/or in order to seek admiration, act cool, or be macho. Example: When a prior peacetime service member contracts a serious, sometimes-fatal disease, caused by prior intravenous, illicit drug use and thereafter that service member deceitfully obtains disability benefits from the U.S. Government and later uses a "Disabled Vet" license plate in order to park in handicapped spaces, when that individual's physical limitations are not impaired whatsoever.

Just another case of a parking thief using #Stolen Valor when nothing is wrong with them. A simple case of #Stolen Valor, urban style. He/she is just using #Stolen Valor to get in front of the others. If it were not for his/her #Stolen Valor, he/she would have to wait like the rest of us.

by Unstoppable Karma September 20, 2019

Valerie

Valerie is a skinny legend who cares about all the people around her. If you are not her friend, well too bad because she will no longer accept friendships from anyone because bitches be bonkers. If you ever walk out of her life, you will truly regret it in the end because she is a down girl, don’t ever question her loyalty. She is a smart, determined, and beautiful young lady. She is also a bad bitch and no on can kill her.

Valerie is a bad bitch omg I want to be her friend.
Valerie skinnydelicious.

by Valerie G March 27, 2019

vajungle gym

a warm, moist, playground; commonly referred to as a pussy.

I love to play on my woman's vajungle gym.

by littleton September 15, 2006

Vaked

What one becomes after using marijuana through a vaporizer.

Man, after I hit that bag a few times I was totally vaked!

by McKDenton November 8, 2009

Wet Vagina

The State of West Virginia, USA

Person: "Hello there! I'm from the state of Wet Vagina!"

You: ...

by Cumlumbus July 31, 2020

King Vamp

The best rapper of all time, Playboi Carti. Specifically with red hair.

“Y’all bumping King Vamp?”
“Fuck yeah, Carti fire asl”

by CHRISTIAN7850 March 2, 2021