Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021

polishing my pimp

when a woman is cleaning her dildo before use it.

I am polishing my pimp.

by Don Sueco February 27, 2011

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Polish bread slicer

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.

Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.

by jlu676 February 3, 2021

Among the other polished

To describe when you are mingling cool with someone
The other people are boujie, or “polished”
Mingling with posh folk

Among the polished only, ATPO among the other polished

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021