trump

Noun - a form of mental illness in which the patient offers alternative facts that are obvious lies related to an alternate universe in which diversity is non-existent and aggressive behavior is encouraged.

Adjective - illogical, inability to follow a stream of logical thought

Don't encourage him, he has the trump and might actually believe what he says.
I tried to explain it but he was trumping.

by jja53211 February 4, 2017

Trump

Verb; When you see a girl so fine, you just want to walk up to her and grab her wherever you see fit, regardless of the consequences.

In light of the most recent video/voice recording of Trump speaking about grabbing a girls pussy, simply for the fact that he can because of his star power, I've decided to start using this when checking out pretty girls that I would love to have my way with.

1. I would so Trump that girl.
2. I bet that girl would love to be Trumped by you.
3. Is that the fine ass girl you were Trumping all over last night?

by Kiyoti October 10, 2016

Trump

A presidential candidate who is a complete and utter piece of horseshit and loves Carly Fiorina.

"Donald Trump is a moron!" - A ten year old who is better than you.

by EvannAwesome June 16, 2016

Trump

Gods dooshbag

God, he is sutch a trump

by Murderpokemongo February 13, 2017

trump

The most stupid person in the world a bright orange goldfish the loser of the sea
A man whore

Wow what a trump

by Nghb February 1, 2017

Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

trump

When your dog takes three dumps on a single walk, that is a trump. As rare as the hat trick in soccer or hockey, three dumps equals a trump..

I brought two bags but my dog laid a trump and I had to double up on the second bag.

by F1driver August 17, 2016