top heavy

In soccer, used to refer to a team that has an imbalance in the squad due to too many attacking players, leading to negligence in the defensive side of the game.

Andy Townsend: With these new signings, Arsenal are looking a bit top heavy at the moment.

by elcumbanchero January 16, 2018

top cat

the top cat in a group of cats

the top cat raped all the other cats

by uclejesse July 7, 2011

top gun

(verb) two guys that wing-man for eachother, each guy helping the other to get a girl and trusting the guy he's helping is doing the same for him. Mutual wingmanship. Typically used in the phrase "top gun it up". In the failure for one guy to support the other, the correct response from the guy without the girl to the guy with the girl is "crash and burn Mav". When a third guy attempts to interrupt the system, the reaction is "there's a bogey on our tail". Derived from the movie Top Gun.

Example
Maverick: "Do you wanna go for Stacey or Cindy?"
Goose: "I'll take Cindy."
Maverick: "Ok i'll take Stacey, let's top gun it up!"

by tallest68 March 25, 2010

Top Score

1. A exclamation of praise originating in Wallingford, CT. Similar to nice job. Is accompanied with a high five and an optional snap of the fingers afterward.

Dan: Bro, I just won 20 bucks!

Josh: Top Score!!

(high five with finger snap)

by Dan7989 August 4, 2008

Top Bugger

top bug-ger

-adjective

Splendid or magnificent: a top bugger performance by the team.

The best bum sex you've ever had.

"The Jean Tinguely exhibition at the Tate is top bugger."

OR

"That pint was top bugger."

And so on and so on.

by Jacobson Flint November 20, 2009

Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

Top Villians

filthy fucks.

were gunna drink some four lokos with Top Villians

by sw3et July 4, 2010