Tom Cruise complex

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

Tom Cruise complex by D. Gould November 5, 2006

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tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

tom ass foolery by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

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tom dubois

A character on the boondocks who is a lawyer who ironically is a prosecutor and sends many black men to what her fears most, anal rape in prison. In one episode, Tom dreams of being anal raped after dropping the soap.

Did you hear about that Tom Dubois on the Boondocks last night?

tom dubois by B to the rizzle December 14, 2008

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Tom DeLonge

The guitarist and one of the two singers for blink-182, he's REALLY cool and funny, he's also the lead singer/guitarist/bass player for a band called Boxcar racer

Tom Delonge fuckin rules man

Tom DeLonge by Kyle Maskiw January 1, 2005