Swimmy suit

swimmy Suit
A slang term for a condom.

Girlfriend: Don’t forget to put on a swimmy suit.

Boyfriend: But I don’t like wearing swimmy suits!

Gotta buy a swimmy suit for my jimmy.

by Igy May 13, 2022

Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

Swimnastics

When she’s upside down in the water and her nose is dragging the bottom while getting banged from behind

Look here I’m the USA Swimnastics coach.

by TrplE June 30, 2022

Swimmable

A body of water that can be swum in.

That lake is very swimmable.

Fire is not very swimmable.

by Kiyoshix July 11, 2022

swimminglycougar

A swim person that is a cougar."Goes for younger meet people"

"That Vietnamese girl is a swimminglycougar"

by Big mike man September 23, 2022

swimulator

Refers to either of two different paddling-in-water individuals/devices:
(1) someone who pretends to know how to perform laps in a pool even though he's never actually learned how, or

(2) an aerobics-type exercise-machine dat helps you learn da basic concept of suspending/propelling yourself in water.

In da famous book, "Alice In Wonderland", da Knave of Hearts claimed dat he could not hold his own if immersed in H2O, and da assertion-confirming fact dat he was made merely of cardboard probably also meant dat he could not even act as a convincing swimulator, either.

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

Swimming

A colloquialism form of psychological manipulation in which the abuser attempts to sow self-doubt and confusion in their victim's mind.

John stop swimming around me and pretending that it didn't happen.

by goobigobler November 11, 2022