spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008

knee spanker

This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.

hahaha that ones a knee spanker.

by Dr.Suess's mistress June 20, 2011

spank the baby

To play the dumbek, a type of Armenian/Israeli/Greek/Mideastern drum.

Sevag Manoukian is showing his class how to spank the baby today.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spanking a pizza

when a person is so desperet for some sex that they will have sex( hook up, spank ect) with the school zit face loser

omg i heard u spanked the pizza last night

by ccdiva February 2, 2004

spankday

the anniversary of the day you joined spank

september 11th is my spank day, I would have been here three years

by Sanity May 3, 2003