Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Kinda like spongebob

When someone old is talking none sense

Martha: “oh my LA drivers are so crazy, where are the cops to arrest them? THIS IS ILLEGAL!”

A genz person: Kinda like spongebob

by MatchaDrinker11 July 11, 2021

Bounce House Spongebob

Bounce House Spongebob is a cursed bounce house that eats children.

Mom: House fun son

The Son: SpongeBob scaring me

Bounce House Spongebob: i’m going to eat you

The son: (Screams)

by Your bob August 30, 2022

Breast Cancer Awareness SpongeBob

Hey pink SpongeBob plushy

Bob: I just got this Breast Cancer Awareness SpongeBob Plushy.

Jeff: ok

by Your bob September 12, 2022

Sponge Bob

Another word for a contraceptive that is not a condom and is inserted in to the vagina

Woman: Wanna go back to my place?
Man: Have you gotta Sponge Bob?
Woman: Yeah.

by LaughingBoy January 30, 2007

Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007